Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Personifiers of the world, unite! You \ | have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity! | | | \ -- Bernadette Bosky / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;