Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whatever women do they must do twice as \ | well as men to be thought half as good. | | Luckily this is not difficult. | | | \ -- Charlotte Whitton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;