Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Here is a test to find whether your \ | mission on earth is finished: if you're | \ alive, it isn't. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;