Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE \ | ======================== | | | | A new system, the CIRCULATORY system, | | has been added. | | | | The long-experimental CIRCULATORY | | system has been released to users. The | | Lisp Machine uses Type B fluid, the L | | machine uses Type A fluid. When the | | switch to Common Lisp occurs both | | machines will, of course, be Type O. | | Please check fluid level by using the | | DIP stick which is located in the back | | of VMI monitors. Unchecked low fluid | | levels can cause poor paging | \ performance. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;