Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It did not occur to me that my being \ | with two men continuously would | | interest anyone or arouse anyone's | | misgivings. I asked for an invitation | | for Heinrich too, as often as it seemed | | possible, when Paulus and I were | | invited to a social gathering. I felt | | the set of rules others lived by was | | irrelevant. My childhood attitude -- | | every attempt to adjust is hopeless and | | you might just as well follow your own | | attitudes -- must have carried me. | | | \ -- Hannah Tillich, "From Time to Time" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;