Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A woman should have compassion. \ | | \ -- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;