Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / None of our men are "experts." We have \ | most unfortunately found it necessary | | to get rid of a man as soon as he | | thinks himself an expert -- because no | | one ever considers himself expert if he | | really knows his job. A man who knows a | | job sees so much more to be done than | | he has done, that he is always pressing | | forward and never gives up an instant | | of thought to how good and how | | efficient he is. Thinking always ahead, | | thinking always of trying to do more, | | brings a state of mind in which nothing | | is impossible. The moment one gets into | | the "expert" state of mind a great | | number of things become impossible. | | | | -- From Henry Ford Sr., "My Life and | \ Work" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;