Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I said I hope it is a good party," \ | said Galder, loudly. | | | | "AT THE MOMENT IT IS," said Death | | levelly. "I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL | | VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT." | | | | "Why?" | | | | "THAT'S WHEN THEY THINK I'LL BE TAKING | | MY MASK OFF." | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;