Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If the odds are a million to one \ | against something occurring, chances | \ are 50-50 it will. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;