Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man \ | thinks, he is free. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;