Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problems of business administration \ | in general, and database management in | | particular are much to difficult for | | people that think in IBMese, compounded | | with sloppy english. | | | \ -- Edsger Dijkstra / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;