Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /i just bought MS Office 2000 \ | for only $20!!! you got | \ ripped off ;> i know ;) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;