Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / air, n.: \ | | | A nutritious substance supplied by a | | bountiful Providence for the | | | | fattening of the poor. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;