Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never tell. Not if you love your wife \ | ... In fact, if your old lady walks in | | on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out | | and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. | | This chick came downstairs with a sign | | around her neck `Lay On Top Of Me Or | | I'll Die'. I didn't know what I was | | gonna do..." | | | \ -- Lenny Bruce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;