Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /It's a trackball for one \ | so it's not a rodent | | it's a turd with a ball | | sticking out which you fondle | \ constantly / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;