Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! \ | | | Please, don't drink and derive. | | | | Mathematicians | | | | Against | | | | Drunk | | | \ Deriving / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;