Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * Turken thinks little kids are \ | absolutely adorable... especialyy when | | | \ they're someone elses. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;