Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Louie Louie, me gotta go Louie Louie, \ | me gotta go | | | | Fine little girl she waits for me Me | | catch the ship for cross the sea Me | | sail the ship all alone Three nights | | and days me sail the sea Me never | | thinks me make it home Me think of girl | | constantly (chorus) On the ship I dream | | she there | | | | I smell the rose in her hair Me see | | Jamaica moon above (chorus, guitar | | solo) It won't be long, me see my love | | I take her in my arms and then Me tell | | her I never leave again | | | | -- The real words to The Kingsmen's | \ classic "Louie Louie" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;