Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Whoa, first contact! \ | | | [...] | | | | Welcome, from the people of Terra (Sol | | III). We extend our hands in | | friendship, and sincerely hope you | | shall do the same with your | | hand-equivelents. | | | | -- Jason Burrell about a russian | \ posting / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;