Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real programmers disdain structured \ | programming. Structured programming is | | for compulsive neurotics who were | | prematurely toilet- trained. They wear | | neckties and carefully line up pencils | \ on otherwise clear desks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;