Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It takes less time to do a thing right \ | than it does to explain why you did it | | wrong. | | | \ -- H. W. Longfellow / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;