Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /emacs sucks, literally, not a \ | insult, just a comment that its | | | | large enough to have a noticeable | \ gravitational pull... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;