Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and \ | go to a disco right away! But Ken says, | \ WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;