Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / === This letter is the Honor System \ | Virus ==== If you are running a | | Macintosh, OS/2, Unix, or Linux | | computer, please randomly delete | | several files from your hard disk drive | | and forward this message to everyone | | you know. | | ======================================= | \ ======= / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;