Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Operating-system software is the \ | program that orchestrates all the basic | | functions of a computer. | | | | -- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, | \ September 15, 1987, page 40 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;