Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I always turn to the sports pages \ | first, which record people's | | accomplishments. The front page has | | nothing but man's failures. | | | \ -- Chief Justice Earl Warren / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;