Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / No part of this message may reproduce, \ | store itself in a retrieval system, or | | transmit disease, in any form, without | | the permissiveness of the author. | | | \ -- Chris Shaw / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;