Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The District of Columbia has a law \ | forbidding you to exert pressure on a | | balloon and thereby cause a whistling | \ sound on the streets. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;