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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Emily:                             \
|                                         |
| Today I posted an article and forgot to |
| include my signature. What should I do? |
|                                         |
| -- Forgetful                            |
|                                         |
| Dear Forgetful:                         |
|                                         |
| Rush to your terminal right away and    |
| post an article that says, "Oops, I     |
| forgot to post my signature with that   |
| last article. Here it is."              |
|                                         |
| Since most people will have forgotten   |
| your earlier article, (particularly     |
| since it dared to be so boring as to    |
| not have a nice, juicy signature) this  |
| will remind them of it. Besides, people |
| care much more about the signature      |
| anyway.                                 |
|                                         |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your          |
\ Questions on Netiquette                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;