Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Emily: \ | | | Today I posted an article and forgot to | | include my signature. What should I do? | | | | -- Forgetful | | | | Dear Forgetful: | | | | Rush to your terminal right away and | | post an article that says, "Oops, I | | forgot to post my signature with that | | last article. Here it is." | | | | Since most people will have forgotten | | your earlier article, (particularly | | since it dared to be so boring as to | | not have a nice, juicy signature) this | | will remind them of it. Besides, people | | care much more about the signature | | anyway. | | | | -- Emily Postnews Answers Your | \ Questions on Netiquette / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;