Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Imagine if every Thursday your shoes \ | exploded if you tied them the usual | | way. This happens to us all the time | | with computers, and nobody thinks of | | complaining. | | | \ -- Jeff Raskin / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;