Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "One thing they don't tell you about \ | doing experimental physics is that | | | | sometimes you must work under adverse | | conditions... like a state of sheer | | | | terror." | | | \ -- W. K. Hartmann / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;