Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ask not for whom the telephone bell \ | tolls... if thou art in the bathtub, it | \ tolls for thee. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;