Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A feed salesman is on his way to a \ | farm. As he's driving along at forty | | m.p.h., he looks out his car window and | | sees a three-legged chicken running | | alongside him, keeping pace with his | | car. He is amazed that a chicken is | | running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up | | to forty-five, fifty, then sixty m.p.h. | | The chicken keeps right up with him the | | whole way, then suddenly takes off and | | disappears into the distance. | | | | The man pulls into the farmyard and | | says to the farmer, "You know, the | | strangest thing just happened to me; I | | was driving along at at least sixty | | miles an hour and a chicken passed me | | like I was standing still!" | | | | "Yeah," the farmer replies, "that | | chicken was ours. You see, there's me, | | and there's Ma, and there's our son | | Billy. Whenever we had chicken for | | dinner, we would all want a drumstick, | | so we'd have to kill two chickens. So | | we decided to try and breed a | | three-legged chicken so each of us | | could have a drumstick." | | | | "How do they taste?" said the farmer. | | | | "Don't know," replied the farmer. "We | \ haven't been able to catch one yet." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;