Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If the automobile had followed the same \ | development as the computer, a | | Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get | | a million miles per per gallon, and | | explode once a year killing everyone | | inside. | | | \ -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;