Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A real diplomat is one who can cut his \ | neighbor's throat without having his | | neighbour notice it. | | | \ -- Trygve Lie / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;