Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I recognize terror as the finest \ | emotion and so I will try to terrorize | | the reader. But if I find that I cannot | | terrify, I will try to horrify, and if | | I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go | | for the gross-out. | | | \ -- Stephen King / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;