Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #37: | | | | Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears? | | A: No. Q: What was he doing with the | | dog's ears? A: Picking them up in the | | air. Q: Where was the dog at this time? | \ A: Attached to the ears. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;