Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If I were a grave-digger or even a \ | hangman, there are some people I could | | work for with a great deal of | | enjoyment. | | | \ -- Douglas Jerrold / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;