Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The \ | height of its contents to see! She lit | | a small match to assist her, Oh, bring | \ back my Bonnie to me. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;