Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Ingrate, n.: \ | | | A man who bites the hand that feeds | | him, and then complains of | | | \ indigestion. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;