Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Everyone who comes in here wants three \ | things: | | | | 1. They want it quick. | | | | 2. They want it good. | | | | 3. They want it cheap. I tell 'em to | | pick two and call me back. | | | | -- sign on the back wall of a small | \ printing company in Delaware / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;