Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He's been like a father to me, He's the \ | only DJ you can get after three, I'm an | | all-night musician in a rock and roll | | band, And why he don't like me I don't | | understand. | | | \ -- The Byrds / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;