Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The angry man always thinks he can do \ | more than he can. | | | \ -- Albertano of Brescia / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;