Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Don't talk to me about disclaimers! I \ | invented disclaimers!" | | | \ -- The Censored Hacker / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;