Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No poet or novelist wishes he was the \ | only one who ever lived, but most of | | them wish they were the only one alive, | | and quite a number fondly believe their | | wish has been granted. | | | \ -- W. H. Auden, "The Dyer's Hand" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;