Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Friends, n.: \ | | | People who borrow your books and set | | wet glasses on them. | | | | People who know you well, but like you | \ anyway. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;