Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wad some power the giftie gie us To see \ | oursels as others see us. | | | \ -- R. Burns / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;