Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A reverend wanted to telephone another \ | reverend. He told the operator, "This | \ is a parson to parson call." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;