Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / May those that love us love us; and \ | those that don't love us, may God turn | | their hearts; and if he doesn't turn | | their hearts, may he turn their ankles | \ so we'll know them by their limping. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;