Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Sir, \ | | | I am firmly opposed to the spread of | | microchips either to the home or to the | | office, We have more than enough of | | them foisted upon us in public places. | | They are a disgusting Americanism, and | | can only result in the farmers being | | forced to grow smaller potatoes, which | | in turn will cause massive un- | | employment in the already severely | | depressed agricultural industry. | | | | Yours faithfully, | | | | Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J.P. | | | | Sevenoaks | | | | -- Letters To The Editor, The Times of | \ London / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;