Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying \ | tonight, so I can't make our date, and | | I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He | | loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and | | you'll see. Great Danes are no problem! | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;