Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's grad exam time... MEDICINE \ | | | You have been provided with a razor | | blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle | | of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not | | suture until your work has been | | inspected. (You have 15 minutes.) | | | | HISTORY | | | | Describe the history of the papacy from | | its origins to the present day, | | concentrating especially, but not | | exclusively, on its social, political, | | economic, religious and philisophical | | impact upon Europe, Asia, America, and | | Africa. Be brief, concise, and | | specific. | | | | BIOLOGY | | | | Create life. Estimate the differences | | in subsequent human culture if this | | form of life had been created 500 | | million years ago or earlier, with | | special attention to its probable | | effect on the English parliamentary | \ system. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;