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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  It's grad exam time... MEDICINE        \
|                                         |
| You have been provided with a razor     |
| blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle   |
| of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not |
| suture until your work has been         |
| inspected. (You have 15 minutes.)       |
|                                         |
| HISTORY                                 |
|                                         |
| Describe the history of the papacy from |
| its origins to the present day,         |
| concentrating especially, but not       |
| exclusively, on its social, political,  |
| economic, religious and philisophical   |
| impact upon Europe, Asia, America, and  |
| Africa. Be brief, concise, and          |
| specific.                               |
|                                         |
| BIOLOGY                                 |
|                                         |
| Create life. Estimate the differences   |
| in subsequent human culture if this     |
| form of life had been created 500       |
| million years ago or earlier, with      |
| special attention to its probable       |
| effect on the English parliamentary     |
\ system.                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;